Symptomwatch

I keep having utterly bizarre dreams.

1. I am due to have a replacement hip operation. My bed is booked at 12. Husband is being an arsehole and finally takes me to hospital at 1:15, having refused to give me my 'last meal' the night before. He is not there when I wake up from the operation. I woke from the dream and SHOUTED AT HIM :D

2. I went to London with two LJ friends ( and we ended up in this toilet that looked like the front of an edwardian townhouse, but was just a facade with a loo behind one of the windows. One girl went in and started yelling. I asked her if she was giving birth (she's not pregnant) and she yelled back that she thought so and then came out holding a newborn girl. Called Poppy.

3. I went to a party without my hubby and ended up kissing some sixteen year old (I thought he was my age), whose virginity I was about to take when I asked him how old he was. He told me he was born in 1946 (lol) and then I found his NHS card (lol again) which said 1994. So I got off him, went to find my husband to have some sex and EVERYONE at the party came in to watch. Not in a pervy way, in a slightly annoyed way. So we couldn't finish and then he and my best friend (who's party it was) had a huge row about it.

I never had such vivid dreams with Jimmy, at least not right at the start. My main very early symptoms with him were moodiness, nausea, cramps and aches. I have all that, but also these dreams. And I don't want ANYONE touching me, not even my hubby (poor guy). I keep BITING the head off all, alternating with weeping and being overwhelmingly happy. My nipples CANE, I'm peeing constantly and I'm very snippy.

I'm tempted to test tommorow, at approx 11DPO, but I shall probably leave it til Friday (going camping in between) and then my period might have started. Which will save me a fortune in POAS.