Something other than bodywatching

We're going on holiday to Hayling Island shortly. I had never even heard of it before booking a week in a caravan on the basis of cheapness alone. I have just searched 'things to do in Hayling' on google and came up with the following:

Funland Fun Park. There's a Funland at Trevornick holiday park in Cornwall. It is lame, but it has battle boats. If this Funland has battle boats, then the game is on!

The Light Railway. There's ALWAYS a light railway. Like people living in insignificant resorts have nothing else to do.

Fish and Chips on The Beach. Not a pleasure restricted to islands on the south coast, methinks.

Ride The Halfpipe. Because Hayling has a skatepark people. So does the mini village down the road from me.

The Adventure Playground. W00t.

I browse further down and discover this is the 'kid's list'. I can safely say Fatboy will not enjoy any of the above. So, for adult delight:

Walk the Coastal Path. I will probably do this. Endlessly. Until my hightops cut off the circulation to the rest of my legs.

Hit the Boot Sale. I presume it means there is a car boot sale, and not a sale of boots.

Try Your Hand At Golf. No thanks

Learn to Kitesurf. Sounds hideously dangerous.

Take a Wildlife Walk. Surely this is similar to walking the coastal path?

There is also a list of stuff to do if it rains, like watch the boats or a show or a meal out. Or ice skating. Yeah.

The final advice appears to be escape from the island. Go to Portsmouth instead.

I can't WAIT to go!

In other news, it's 27 degrees celsius here right now. This is unheard of. The Fatboy is melting, I am melting. We're all melting.
I am now 10DPO and increasingly impatient, but I am being good and holding off.